Friday, February 10, 2012

you can't handle the truth

seriously, you really can't handle it. because it's not a physical object, so you can't just like pick it up and handle it, like you would a baseball or an orange or some shit like that.

oh, right, on to other stuff:

bluelight is dead. i shouldn't be surprised, really, since he had it coming. being all, you know, blue.

but who killed him, i hear you ask. (okay, you probably didn't ask that, but i'm going to tell you anyway.) it was orangelight! gasp! my arch-nemesis, my foe, my...okay, i've never really met him, but still, i think he would make a great arch-nemesis now that bluelight is dead.

and what shall his //Bullshit Made-up Title// be? //Rapscallion//!

9 comments:

  1. Slender bloggers getting butthurt over silly little titles that don't mean anything.

    ...this seems familiar.

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  2. The fuck is up with you guys. You're stealing my shtick!

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    1. goddamn you, periwinklight, i told you to go away. we don't want to read the kind of smut you peddle.

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    2. To hell with you, good sir! I officially unofficially make you my nemesis.

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    3. White Hat and Smut Hat. Yeah.... this is going to be weird.

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    4. THIS IS NOT YOUR CONFLICT, MORTAL. RESUME YOUR MORTALLY MORTALNESS!

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  3. The Future is bright! The future is ORANGE!

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    1. stop with the spray-on tans, guys. seriously.

      would it help if i removed the vowels from that word? srsly?

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