Friday, February 10, 2012

introductions

what is all this bullshit, you may ask. who am i?

i am whitelight. also called //Truthsayer//. i am the bestower of roles, also known as //Bullshit Made-up Titles//.

i am not, however, related to greenlight, redlight, yellowlight, blacklight, bluelight, or ultravioletlight (you can never see his comments, but he's there). i am totally better than those creeps.

because i tell the truth.

i shall be maintaining a list of all the //Bullshit Made-up Titles// i have bestowed. because y'all need a little truth.

so prepare for a truth enema.

4 comments:

  1. Nice to meet you. So far, I think your titles are more truthful than any I've seen in the past.

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  2. White, how could you encourage this.

    You know I'm Blue's eternal rival.

    You're the yellow to our blue and orange

    You're the emerald to ruby and sapphire

    You're the crystal to gold and silver.

    YOU ARE TEARING ME APART

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    1. Pokemon colors and lights. Jesus.

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  3. Oooh nicknames hehe <3

    This sounds like a fun little party, I think I'll watch. Hehehe

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