Saturday, February 11, 2012

it has finally happened

after one day with my very own blog, one of my other arch-nemesis...nemeses...nemesi?...one of my other enemies has joined the blagosphere.

periwinklelight, you //Scoundrel//. i shall destroy you. you have tasted your last dorito. i hope it was zesty flavored, because i'm coming for you.

because zesty-flavored is the best.

whitelight out!

40 comments:

  1. 010001100111010101100011011010110010000001111001011011110111010100101110

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    1. what are you, a computer? you don't even need to use binary. you just like to because it makes you look smart. well, guess what, 146165143153040171157165054040164157157056

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    2. Oh, I love you, Periwinklelight. Your special brand of flowery smutty imagery makes me fall harder for you everytime I see that pale, blue avatar of yours.

      ......

      -bursts out laughing- Wow. I managed to keep a straight face for most of that. I just lost it there at the end.

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    3. i hate you too, periwinklelight.



      you're not my real dad!

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    4. Damn it, of course I'm not, we're Time-Brothers.

      I wish you were never born. You completely destroyed my once pristine figure.

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    5. you mean that action figure you had of nancy kerrigan? well, of course i destroyed it. it was possessed by her evil spirit.

      sometimes i wish you were never born, too. but that, of course, would mean hitler winning the war, so i guess i have to live with it.

      perhaps.

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    6. ....you evil action figure killer. >3

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  2. You know what I wish? I wish that I knew more of your mysterious past, Time-Brother.

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    1. you know as well as i that i don't have a past. i was created just yesterday out of thin air.

      i am a joke. a parody. a satire.

      nah, just kidding. i was born in the mountains of the himilayas to some mystics who taught me the ways of the slenderai. it's like the samurai, but with the slender man, instead.

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    2. Fridge Logic vs. A Wizard Did It. Hmmmmmmmmmmm.

      I propose Duct Tape for Everything, in that we duct tape your face and rope you to a set of train tracks.

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    3. Those arms of his sure can swing a katana...

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    4. you sicken me, periwinklelight. using you words for evil, instead of for...slightly less evil.

      it is time, //Scoundrel//.

      time for you

      to

      die

      [puts on sunglasses]

      let's go

      yeeeeeeeaaaaaaah

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    5. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CemzAo37zU8&feature=related

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    6. A CHALLENGER APPROACHES

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkLvpt9Z3fA&feature=related

      Has Periwinklelight been defeated yet? Was lighting up the night effective? Will I have transformed into Arkadylight by the time this is all over?

      No. Probably not.

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  3. AH white light is the better light I must say

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  4. I have white light in my bedroom. Should I fear?

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    1. not unless you are afraid of white light. why would you be?

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  5. Whitelight! You mustn't destroy him! He can be REDEEMED! We all can be REEDEEMED! I was REDEEMED!

    FREE REDEMPTIONS FOR EVERYONE!

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  6. This is officially my favorite blog.

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    1. thank you, //Douchebag//.

      one must always keep things in perspective.

      now where did periwinklelight go? our epic 10 hour battle hasn't ended yet.

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  7. I, //Rapscallion// will not let this disgrace go unnoticed //Truthsayer//

    YOUR SATIRE FUELS ME, THE STRONGER YOU BECOME, THE MORE I FIGHT! WE'RE RIIIVAAAALLLS!

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    1. oh, if only satire could fuel the world, instead of actual fuel. that way, we could avoid global warming and instead cars would run on comedy.

      but that is a jetsons future. that is a future not to be.

      also: i thought we were rivals, not riiivaaallls? i don't even know what that means.

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  8. Periwinklelight you were adopted!

    -Everycolourlight

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    1. oh, you fool. you poor, poor fool.

      of course, i was adopted. we were all adopted.

      ADOPTED BY HATE.

      and mother candle. BUT MAINLY HATE.

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  9. Leave it to everycolourlight to defeat Periwinkle!!

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    1. man, everycolorlight, how many times do i gotta remind you: once you combine every color of the spectrum, you get white.

      not captain planet. because captain planet is stupid.

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  10. Hey bro, thanks for the comp. I be checkin' yo shit out as goes down too. You look to be a respectable crazy motherfucker, and I look forward to reading of your undoubtedly badass exploits.

    And if I'm disappointed and these exploits are not badass, well then I have to come speak with you in person. Make me proud, son.

    Stay frosty.

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    1. oh, we'll stay frosty. just like those marine guys in aliens, but before they all got slaughtered.

      we've got guns, we've got nukes, we've got sharp sticks.

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  11. I can't even begin to decipher what the hell is going on here.

    I like it. :D

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    1. what? you don't like zesty?

      that's it. you're on my list.

      i, whitelight, hereby dub thee...//Doesn't Like Zest//.

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    2. HERESY.

      I challenge you to a D-D-D-D-D-D-BATTLE!

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  13. ...BAHA... I like this, I like this a lot. Real classy comedians hehehe, please continue. I'll just be sitting here, snickering at all of you and when I eventually get bored well... well, I'll send one of you a bomb :)

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    1. someone sent me up a bomb, you say? i am on the way to destruction? i have no chance to survive, make my time?

      well, then, we'll have to take off every zig. for GREAT JUSTICE!

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