after one day with my very own blog, one of my other arch-nemesis...nemeses...nemesi?...one of my other enemies has joined the blagosphere.
periwinklelight, you //Scoundrel//. i shall destroy you. you have tasted your last dorito. i hope it was zesty flavored, because i'm coming for you.
because zesty-flavored is the best.
whitelight out!
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ReplyDeletewhat are you, a computer? you don't even need to use binary. you just like to because it makes you look smart. well, guess what, 146165143153040171157165054040164157157056
DeleteI hate you.
DeleteOh, I love you, Periwinklelight. Your special brand of flowery smutty imagery makes me fall harder for you everytime I see that pale, blue avatar of yours.
Delete......
-bursts out laughing- Wow. I managed to keep a straight face for most of that. I just lost it there at the end.
i hate you too, periwinklelight.
Deleteyou're not my real dad!
Damn it, of course I'm not, we're Time-Brothers.
DeleteI wish you were never born. You completely destroyed my once pristine figure.
you mean that action figure you had of nancy kerrigan? well, of course i destroyed it. it was possessed by her evil spirit.
Deletesometimes i wish you were never born, too. but that, of course, would mean hitler winning the war, so i guess i have to live with it.
perhaps.
....you evil action figure killer. >3
DeleteYou know what I wish? I wish that I knew more of your mysterious past, Time-Brother.
ReplyDeleteyou know as well as i that i don't have a past. i was created just yesterday out of thin air.
Deletei am a joke. a parody. a satire.
nah, just kidding. i was born in the mountains of the himilayas to some mystics who taught me the ways of the slenderai. it's like the samurai, but with the slender man, instead.
Fridge Logic vs. A Wizard Did It. Hmmmmmmmmmmm.
DeleteI propose Duct Tape for Everything, in that we duct tape your face and rope you to a set of train tracks.
Those arms of his sure can swing a katana...
DeleteOH EWWWWWWWWWWWW.
Deleteyou sicken me, periwinklelight. using you words for evil, instead of for...slightly less evil.
Deleteit is time, //Scoundrel//.
time for you
to
die
[puts on sunglasses]
let's go
yeeeeeeeaaaaaaah
FINAL BATTLE.
Deletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CemzAo37zU8&feature=related
DeleteA CHALLENGER APPROACHES
Deletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkLvpt9Z3fA&feature=related
Has Periwinklelight been defeated yet? Was lighting up the night effective? Will I have transformed into Arkadylight by the time this is all over?
No. Probably not.
AH white light is the better light I must say
ReplyDeleteOh ow manic muse, ow
DeleteI have white light in my bedroom. Should I fear?
ReplyDeletenot unless you are afraid of white light. why would you be?
DeleteYeah, I don't get it.
DeleteWhitelight! You mustn't destroy him! He can be REDEEMED! We all can be REEDEEMED! I was REDEEMED!
ReplyDeleteFREE REDEMPTIONS FOR EVERYONE!
goddamn hippielight.
Deleteyou sicken me.
This is officially my favorite blog.
ReplyDeletethank you, //Douchebag//.
Deleteone must always keep things in perspective.
now where did periwinklelight go? our epic 10 hour battle hasn't ended yet.
I, //Rapscallion// will not let this disgrace go unnoticed //Truthsayer//
ReplyDeleteYOUR SATIRE FUELS ME, THE STRONGER YOU BECOME, THE MORE I FIGHT! WE'RE RIIIVAAAALLLS!
oh, if only satire could fuel the world, instead of actual fuel. that way, we could avoid global warming and instead cars would run on comedy.
Deletebut that is a jetsons future. that is a future not to be.
also: i thought we were rivals, not riiivaaallls? i don't even know what that means.
Periwinklelight you were adopted!
ReplyDelete-Everycolourlight
oh, you fool. you poor, poor fool.
Deleteof course, i was adopted. we were all adopted.
ADOPTED BY HATE.
and mother candle. BUT MAINLY HATE.
Leave it to everycolourlight to defeat Periwinkle!!
ReplyDeleteman, everycolorlight, how many times do i gotta remind you: once you combine every color of the spectrum, you get white.
Deletenot captain planet. because captain planet is stupid.
Hey bro, thanks for the comp. I be checkin' yo shit out as goes down too. You look to be a respectable crazy motherfucker, and I look forward to reading of your undoubtedly badass exploits.
ReplyDeleteAnd if I'm disappointed and these exploits are not badass, well then I have to come speak with you in person. Make me proud, son.
Stay frosty.
oh, we'll stay frosty. just like those marine guys in aliens, but before they all got slaughtered.
Deletewe've got guns, we've got nukes, we've got sharp sticks.
I can't even begin to decipher what the hell is going on here.
ReplyDeleteI like it. :D
Zesty doritos? You, good sir, sicken me.
ReplyDeletewhat? you don't like zesty?
Deletethat's it. you're on my list.
i, whitelight, hereby dub thee...//Doesn't Like Zest//.
HERESY.
DeleteI challenge you to a D-D-D-D-D-D-BATTLE!
...BAHA... I like this, I like this a lot. Real classy comedians hehehe, please continue. I'll just be sitting here, snickering at all of you and when I eventually get bored well... well, I'll send one of you a bomb :)
ReplyDeletesomeone sent me up a bomb, you say? i am on the way to destruction? i have no chance to survive, make my time?
Deletewell, then, we'll have to take off every zig. for GREAT JUSTICE!